1 00:00:04,577 --> 00:00:08,651 Reporterx Film presents 2 00:00:08,863 --> 00:00:14,779 Rita or Rito? A comedy in 3 acts 3 00:00:15,076 --> 00:00:21,849 Written and directed by Reinaldo Ferreira 4 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:48,752 First part. 5 00:00:48,842 --> 00:00:53,039 At the Palace Hotel the important city 6 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:55,758 of Rio Tinto Maduro. 7 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:14,254 Dr. Pilulas, inventor of anti-annoyance pills. 8 00:01:29,674 --> 00:01:36,469 Colonel Peixe de Espada, who spends life counting 9 00:01:36,619 --> 00:01:42,166 his exploits in Africa, where he claims having killed lions and blacks 10 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:45,943 how we kill fleas. 11 00:01:56,850 --> 00:02:02,098 Peixe's wife, who is worse than her husband when they provoke her. 12 00:02:13,841 --> 00:02:19,800 The colonel's daughter, Gabriela, She seems stupid but she's not. 13 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:35,328 Count Pastel de Nata, who wants Gabriela's hand, 14 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:41,102 who the colonel would like have as a son-in-law. 15 00:02:52,846 --> 00:02:56,296 Papoose, cook and waiter 16 00:02:56,461 --> 00:02:58,651 Palace Hotel. 17 00:03:24,563 --> 00:03:29,820 Papoose has created an invention 18 00:03:29,979 --> 00:03:33,744 so that guests do not find 19 00:03:33,907 --> 00:03:37,913 "extra" animals on the menu. 20 00:03:55,174 --> 00:04:00,739 -- Once, inside Bih�, 21 00:04:00,902 --> 00:04:06,240 he cut off an arm of a black guy who wanted to kill me. 22 00:04:13,773 --> 00:04:18,250 -- I bring you the proof that I don't lie. 23 00:06:24,082 --> 00:06:30,063 Doña Rita, new head of the Telegraph Post Office 24 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:34,238 from the city of Rio Tinto Maduro. 25 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:18,734 -- I have dressed as a woman to be close to you 26 00:08:18,888 --> 00:08:23,891 and be able to escape from blows from your rich daddy. 27 00:09:11,124 --> 00:09:15,964 The next day, Dr. Pilulas... 28 00:09:52,382 --> 00:09:57,167 -- I think we will be good friends; 29 00:09:57,366 --> 00:10:02,533 I will give you a box of my famous pills. 30 00:10:40,279 --> 00:10:44,910 -- Then we'll see each other and We speak calmly. 31 00:10:45,092 --> 00:10:48,173 To know which is my room, 32 00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:54,282 I leave some white shoes in front of the door. 33 00:11:31,975 --> 00:11:34,948 That night... 34 00:13:47,546 --> 00:13:49,975 -- Scoundrel! 35 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,018 He is not ashamed to enter 36 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:58,137 in the room of a maiden? Yes, shot! 37 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,653 -- I don't "satirize" anyone. 38 00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:23,597 -- Lie! �He wanted to "satirize" me, 39 00:14:23,706 --> 00:14:28,219 That's why he dressed as a woman! 40 00:14:43,638 --> 00:14:49,027 -- Yes I have dressed up 41 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:53,616 It's because it does more sixty years old 42 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:57,940 I'm crazy in love with you! 43 00:15:11,254 --> 00:15:15,224 -- What a romantic adventure! 44 00:15:15,351 --> 00:15:19,492 So, Rito, you swear that will you marry me? 45 00:15:54,568 --> 00:15:55,746 End of the first part. 46 00:15:55,927 --> 00:15:59,843 Rita or Rita? 47 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,646 Second. 48 00:16:09,809 --> 00:16:11,694 The next morning... 49 00:17:00,499 --> 00:17:05,738 -- Your father still has those Krupp flares? 50 00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:13,530 At noon. 51 00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:01,238 -- How will I get out of your room now? 52 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,603 -- Do you bring flares? 53 00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:58,357 -- I feel bad! I don't want to have lunch! 54 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:44,190 -- With one of my pills you will regain your appetite 55 00:20:44,426 --> 00:20:48,178 and you will be cured in less of half an hour. 56 00:22:09,172 --> 00:22:14,392 -- Instead of saying that you have lost your appetite, 57 00:22:14,555 --> 00:22:20,509 you could have said that you had a canine hunger. 58 00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:24,842 My legs can't support me anymore! 59 00:22:47,524 --> 00:22:51,548 -- It's lunch for Miss Gabriela. 60 00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:04,397 -- My pills are capable to whet your appetite 61 00:23:04,614 --> 00:23:07,823 even a dead person. 62 00:24:00,394 --> 00:24:03,802 Twenty minutes later. 63 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:24,119 -- Miss Gabriela has ordered another lunch. 64 00:24:32,563 --> 00:24:37,483 -- Didn't I tell you that my pills 65 00:24:37,729 --> 00:24:43,701 they whet the appetite even of those Do you have it locked? 66 00:25:19,107 --> 00:25:21,735 At four in the afternoon. 67 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:33,452 Rito has an idea. 68 00:26:58,831 --> 00:27:03,164 -- My colleague Mrs. Rita she is very sick. 69 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:08,194 The administration of the telegraph 70 00:27:08,302 --> 00:27:11,748 He sent me to replace it. 71 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:20,875 Tired of waiting for him Count Pastel de Nata leaves, 72 00:27:21,075 --> 00:27:24,963 Rito has dark thoughts. 73 00:29:38,931 --> 00:29:39,855 End of the second part. 74 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:43,027 Rita or Rito? 75 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,404 Third. 76 00:31:56,502 --> 00:32:00,744 Dr. Pilulas wanted to hear 77 00:32:00,861 --> 00:32:04,614 from the mouth of Rita or Rito, 78 00:32:04,777 --> 00:32:08,710 the oath of eternal love. 79 00:32:34,498 --> 00:32:36,438 -- Gabriela! 80 00:32:46,827 --> 00:32:51,159 -- Many people confused with my sister. 81 00:32:51,377 --> 00:32:55,963 My name is Rito... and I am the natural son of 82 00:32:56,144 --> 00:32:59,425 Colonel Peixe de Espada. 83 00:33:03,136 --> 00:33:08,810 -- I swear that your father has to repair this infamy! 84 00:34:20,613 --> 00:34:24,149 -- It is incredible that Mr. Colonel 85 00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:27,320 have an illegitimate child 86 00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:30,783 without his wife knowing 87 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,994 and let him abandon it! 88 00:35:43,682 --> 00:35:47,951 -- In the end, the black man whom her husband cut off her arm, 89 00:35:48,129 --> 00:35:50,286 Turns out it was wax! 90 00:36:08,483 --> 00:36:16,115 -- Do you want to see how it melts? 91 00:36:29,025 --> 00:36:32,831 His desire to get married was so great, 92 00:36:32,988 --> 00:36:38,006 that Dr. Pilulas had already bought the wedding dress. 93 00:37:28,156 --> 00:37:34,002 -- I want to meet that one telegraph scoundrel 94 00:37:34,165 --> 00:37:39,168 who pretends to be my illegitimate son! 95 00:41:00,368 --> 00:41:02,671 Subtitles: Eddie Constanti.